godtoldmetokilltheenglish

Regarding the corner store.

• Jay: I've been going to that store once a week for like six months, and I am *still* meeting new members of their family. One time there was like a fourteen year old kid manning the counter.
• Donna: A fourteen year old can't sell you alcohol.
• Jay: I wasn't... wait, just because I'm out of the house, you assume I'm buying booze?