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Jay: “I’m going to go visit Alissa for her birthday!”
Dad: “In May?”
Jay: “That’s my birthday.”
Dad: “Oh…”
Jay: “In November.”
Dad: “That’s my birthday!”
Jay: “There are days in the month where it isn’t your birthday.”
Dad: “Well, fuck that.”