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what was mistaken for closeness was just a case of mitosis.

When I asked some friends, “WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY SHOULD I MAKE FOR DINNER?” during a particularly heavy case of indecision, here is how they responded:

Ed: “Butter.”

Alida: “YOUR FACE.”

Alissa: “Jesus will satisfy you.”

Y’all creep the shit out of me, you know that?

n. j. l.