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My father, a moment after he gets on the phone with my grandmother:

    "What? Jennie, it's not my birthday."

We’re more than a little hungover here at Ventura Way.

My mom is now trying to explain to my dad how the fanny pack she got him for Christmas isn’t really a fanny pack. He’s holding the phone pretty far away from his ear now.

Merry Christmas.

nathan j laney.