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schweppes bitter lemon.

Never tell grandma that you’ve not feeling well. Tylenol, seltzer water, and a thermometer appear out of NOWHERE. Fever: 101, but that’s not the point.

I swear to god she’s about to take me to the pediatrician.

What am I even doing home?

She automatically rounded it up to 102 when she called my mother, by the way.