March 2005
5 posts
seems almost effortless.
I have in my possession one of those little sugar pourer things that you see on your friendly neighborhood diner table. It has a spout that is perfect for pouring sugar.
I purchased Sugar in the Raw as part of my never ending quest to… be more natural? I actually have no idea why.
The Sugar in the Raw granules are too big to pour comfortably out of the spout.
I forget about this until,...
manic savoir faire.
More thoughts from throughout the day.
TUESDAY.
Throwing small non-fatal objects at people is one of my favorite forms of comedy.
I keep tripping over things and hitting things with my car today. I love things.
2:58:54 Jay: I spilled Red Bull. It’s just sitting here. What do I do?
2:59:18 Tony: soak it up with a sponge. then put the sponge in your mouth
The Red Bull smells....
Boing Boing: Don't say 'blogger' to US Immigration
Yipes. Just, yipes.
It appears that the immigration people simply did not believe that Jeremy could make a living as a blogger. And they gave him the third degree - including an humiliating strip search - as a result for some hours.
More: The end of the story.
here comes the crazy juice.
Snippets:
Ed (obviously hesitant): “I have things to discuss…”
Jay: “Things that aren’t actually things?”
Ed: “Yeah.”
Jay: “I love things that aren’t actually things! Let’s talk about things that aren’t actually things.”
Rose: “Isn’t she in Arkansas or Ohio or Arizona or something?”
Jay: “Uh,...
the concert boyfriend? really?
Things happened.
(Text message exchange.)
Jay: “Why the FUCK am I at a Journey concert?”
Lyndsay: “My mom is there!”
(Verbal exchange in the back seat.)
Erin: “My stomach is eating itself.”
Jay: “That is actually a total tragedy.”
(… pause …)
Ed: “Wow, I can feel the empathy all the way in the front seat.”
This is what...