June 2004
12 posts
"Oh, boy, MJ."
Yipes. I mean, just…
Spider-Man 2 is SO FUCKING EMO. I half expected Dashboard Confessional to play over the closing lyrics. I really could not stop laughing throughout the entire movie.
Maybe it’s me. It’s probably me. The story is about feelings and shit. Maybe I just couldn’t handle it. I’m a horrible bastard and I like it that way.
But I laughed out loud way...
Successful Social Interaction
I think that what just happened qualifies as “geeking out” with mother fuckin’ Ed Brubaker.
Indoor plumbing.
(Grandma just got back from the store and the Mom and her are talking.)
Grandma: “Well hold on-”
Jay: “Grandma? Are you holding your crotch? Do you need to pee?”
(pause)
Grandma: “No-”
Jay: “Yeah you are! Stop playing with yourself and go to the fuckin’ bathroom!”
Grandma: “HEY! It’d have to go a lot deeper if I was playing with...
"The absence of evidence is not evidence of...
Recent text message exchanges. Paints a rather complete picture of the current state of things.
From: Ed (3:43 AM)
I have a very delicate system.
To: Ed (4:00 AM)
You have my socks. My relationship with my dog shares many qualities with the women I have fallen for. Please advise.
To: Ed (4:07 AM)
How exactly does one MISPLACE A DVD PLAYER?!?
To: Mom (4:08 AM)
How exactly does one MISPLACE...
Road Not Taken #21
This writer’s stated and most pernicious enemy is the Online Journal Personal Confession. It’s not even remotely elegant and we hate it. Always have, despite a lack of ability to explain it. Flak received for dislike matters not.
Here we have it though. Road Not Taken #21.
And please, Dear Reader: don’t mention the New Habit of numbering everything.
Road Not Taken #21...
You're All Bastards, Example #12
Personal Publicly Acceptable Addiction #1: Coffee.
This is all well and good and NOT GOING ANYWHERE. But we like change. We can change things up. And this change is so simple.
Brain says: order a Pot Of Tea. Refresh yourself. Oxidants are the shit, man. Leaves beat Beans.
Invariably, however, each time these Brain Thoughts and subsequent actions occur?
I look over at Nectar Dispenser...
How can you not love this man?
He gazes at you. And the skugga.
Keep the FUCK off this dumpster.
Picture dump. Nic’s pseudo-random-ass birthday party.
Large assortmant of me pictures. This is okay. This is healthy. All levels of any sort of ego are normal. I get brow beaten daily, so self is okay.
Quest for Clean Lungs 06.11.2004
jay
who has a BRAIN
RUN BY A SPEED FREAK
and can’t stop saying it.
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Situation Room.
… Tragedy has struck.
Aroma’s raised the price of their coffee to go. An extra large is now $2.10.
The too cute for words eight ounce is gone.
I’m gonna write a fucking letter.
jay
who has techno
you cannot
ignore.
Trapped in a Lifetime Original Movie.
::stares at screen::
::shakes head::
I- is there any sort of way to- really explain one of those… how do you say… “MY LIFE IS A SLIDESHOW RUN BY A SPEED FREAK” nights? Like everything was viewed through a Viewfinder with a monkey in control of the little clacky thingy? And- oh man, I loved those things something aweful. I had Voltron slides on there.
As a small...