April 2004
8 posts
"Yeah, where's your urge to purge?"
Subject matter of the girls next to me in the library has, in the last ten minutes, touched on:
One girl talking about how she’s been dating a guy for two weeks and they are getting married.
Other girls simultaneously praised betrothed while skeptical that betrothed has found true love.
Talking was interrupted by self sighing.
Segued to discussion of the failure of one girl in...
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Intake.
Items abused in self’s attempt to prolong consciousness:
Coffee (press pot).
Coffee (drip).
Red Bull (chilled).
Items used to prolong some semblance of health:
Naked Juice (Berry Blast).
Water (Brita filtered).
Odwalla (orange juice).
Centrum (swallowed, not Silver).
Items used to levy the Belly Revolt:
Boca burger (microwaved, toasted/fried, meatified.).
Stir fry (fried).
Pot...
Google will own you.
Fucking Rob Pike works for Google now. What the fuck?
Google’s power grows.
Special friend.
This subservient chicken is basically my substitute Nic for the week. They are basically one and the same.
Favorites:
“taco bell”
“take off your costume”
“eat a pillow”
“dog”
“pee”
audio: drunk dial bait and switch
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Contents: Unfunny and mean spirited trick by Erin to induce Veronica to leave a “message” on “somebody’s answering machine”. Public displays of humiliation are not exactly endorsed here.
Diabolical.
Jay: “What are you doing Grandma?”
Grandma: “I’m looking for a movie for your Grandfather and I to watch.”
Jay: “Okay.”
Grandma: “Why do you ask?”
Jay: “I dunno.”
Grandma: “Did you ask because you wanted to tell me you love me?”
Jay: “I love you, Grandma.”
Grandma: “You only say it when I...
The Luckiest Guy On the Lower East Side
Blurb.
Why in Sam Hell has no one delivered Me a pencil sharpener?
jay
tossing the
bear
gold fish as it
cycles by.