November 2004
6 posts
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culture clash.
“Under Mr. Goss, it is a cadre of former House Republican aides, not Navy officers, who dominate the new management team.”
I’m sorry, but we are now forced to choose between Republicans or old spies for the CIA?
I think I’ll go with the fucking spies, tell you the truth. Anything from the House of Representatives scares the crap out of me.
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the laws have changed.
ITEM! We are not a civil union. Nic and I got mail addressed to the two of us. From the city. This is not okay.
ITEM! There must have been a class on public restrooms that I skipped out on in the third grade.
This writer likes to sound like he knows what he’s talking about. Are there more fulfilling pleasures in the world? It doesn’t matter. Why is this?
You bastards. I’ll...
you're my disco, playing on the radio.
From Lydia’s party on Saturday night:
“Don’t dog the black!”
-Dave, trying to keep his drink out of the clutches of others.
“See now, you guys all think I’m a schmuck cause I pick up on hookers. But I used to do brain research!”
-Ryan Yount
Ryan, incidentally, really does have the best “trying to eject an unwanted hooker from my...
like the ace high.
Overheard from Nic’s room in the last ten minutes:
“Of course I own my vehicle!”
“Hot chocolate! OWWW- cold dick!”
“Trigonosis.”
And, finally:
“Fuck you.”
In other news, I have come up with a joke we can NEVER PLAY ON EACH OTHER. This is the joke:
Take the phone number of one recent special female friend in roomie’s cell...
i hope you know this will go down on your...
Halloween Weekend 2004
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jay
whose feet are
safely back on
solid ground,
and then he hears
a voice say
“don’t look down.”