January 2004
8 posts
Remarks by the President to the Press Pool
Nothin’ Fancy Cafe
Roswell, New Mexico
11:25 A.M. MST
THE PRESIDENT: I need some ribs.
Q Mr. President, how are you?
THE PRESIDENT: I’m hungry and I’m going to order some ribs.
Q What would you like?
THE PRESIDENT: Whatever you think I’d like.
Read the rest, it’s fuckin hilarious. How is this news? How does this help us? Why is he so obsessed with...
Skugga love.
Love us.
Letter from an Occupant.
What the last ten minutes have taught me:
Seen on the black board of the Aroma’s female rest room:
First person’s writing: “What activity relaxes and replenishes you the most?”
Second person’s writing: “PISSING!!!”
Seen on the black board of the Aroma’s male rest room:
“COFFEE IS GAY!!”
jay
whose biggest
debate
is how clean the...
flicking your switch.
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Contents:
Kicking a barn and a diatribe against umbrellas. Am hater. Do something.
Mediocre is the new funny.
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Vocaling on:
Cars being of age.
We're the Replacements.
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The funny has arrived!
Q for Qute Waxing on:
Failed Bond villian bonding and invasion of private space. Mumble mumble on all that does not affect me.
We may be pushing it.
Shit shit shit.
I may have just run out of ways to amuse myself.
Fucking off now.
mutter mutter mutter
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Doing the Jay mutter mutter style does not work on the audio blogs.
Content:
Fat free cream cheese bad.