June 2003
9 posts
Am going to pee in
Am going to pee in bottle in order to avoid getting out of bed tomorrow. People here scare me. Plus, I’ve got spores.
t-mobile
Also… I signed up for T-Mobile’s Hotspot. Just for a free day, right? I wasn’t actually going to pay anything. So I used my free day today. And apparently I owe them EIGHTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS.
Tee hee.
Tee hee.
"Ain't no party like a
“Ain’t no party like a west coast party cause a west coast party don’t stop.” Coolio is truly an oracle for the ages.
What the fuck is wrong
What the fuck is wrong with me? My current programming music has become a selection from ESPN’s Jock Jams. Kill me.
(Laura has a new pomeranian
(Laura has a new pomeranian named Peaches.)
Dad: “She’s really tiny- she looks like one of those things in the Australian trees.”
Alissa: “Koalas.”
Dad: “Yeah. She’s a tiny Koala.”
Jay: “A two week old Pomeranian looks like a Koala?”
Dad: “Yeah.”
Jay: “Were you drunk when you saw her?”
Dad: “Of course!”
From Alissa's little family graduation
From Alissa’s little family graduation party:
Waitress: “So who’s graduating?”
Grant: “Them two.” (Alissa and Danielle.)
Waitress: “Oh my god! Are you two sisters?”
Me: “No, we met in the lobby.”
Good times.
I was going to make a little links pages to a bunch of different people’s pages, complete with pictures. But most of the...
This drives me insane. I
This drives me insane. I leave Alissa alone in my room for, like, all of two minutes, and I come back, and this is the sort of shit that happens:
These Hamtaro’s are so going to be kept under lock and key until my living conditions are secured. I’m not letting them loose here.
Smucker's squeezable jelly is not
Smucker’s squeezable jelly is not worth the 30 cents savings when compared to Welch’s squeezable grape jelly.
And we’re not even getting into how non Kosher all this squeezable stuff is.