January 2004
8 posts
Happy Hour Sun Shower.
Recent nicknames earned and given on recent four-day-five-night-do-everything-together-in-Los-Angeles-and-San-Diego road trip.
Melissa “Safety First” Quinn
Melissa “Control Burn” Quinn
Diana “Middle Burrito” Kottle
Diana “Penis Madly” Kottle
Jay “Nathanwich” Laney
In other news, the sickening wet crunchy sound of skull falling on...
December 2003
11 posts
amatuer hour.
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Self promises world that the material should just get better from here on out. The entertainment will come. But for now, courage.
Holly Hunter has nothing on me.
Have absolutely no idea what gets put in the water during the lovely holiday season, but can tell you this: the people of Marin County have certainly had their share.
This, combined with the small defining character traits of my father and I in that we are very impatient and grumpy shoppers in and of ourselves, further mixed with the fact that we for the first time tried shopping together and...
Little man in the boat.
Grandma: “They’re my heart pills, I need them for tonight.”
Jay: “What are you going to be doing with your heart tonight, Grandma?”
Grandma: “Fuck you, Jay.”
Jay: “What makes it go pitter patter?”
Grandma: “I’m going to play with the little man in the boat.”
Jay: “What?”
Mom: “Old fashion term...
Higher than Jesus.
A choice Mark Millar quote from a Sequential Tart.
“I just really fucking hate hippies. It sounds awful, I know, but I really, really hate them. On reflection, I must admit that I do like their attitude in some ways. Making an effort to change the world for the better is always a noble thing, but I just wish they’d dress better and bathe occasionally. Avoiding water and wearing...
"They're poopers, you know."
KS: Each series — I see. I thought this was going to be self-contained issues along the lines of Global Frequency.
SN: Who’d be crazy enough to do that?
KS: You’d have to be a Brit. They’re poopers, you know.
SN: I know. Believe me I know. But at least they’re not Canucks.
KS: Hey, now. Why you gotta pick on Canada? They gave us k.d. lang and William Shatner.
SN:...
Little Life Bit.
(While holding it to my face.)
Jay: “What are these little blue things?”
Nic: “Eat one.”
Magic Eyelid.
I seriously don’t even know why I bother leaving the house.
(While waiting outside the Aroma’s bathroom…)
Girl: “Are you the one with the white computer?”
Jay: “What? Yeah, that’d be me.”
Girl: “What do you call it? The computer.”
Now, keep in mind… I had been caffinating for quite some time, so I was in a bit of a mood. And the...
The life bits!
What I see.
What Nic sees.
(Nic claims he’s broken and has man teets.)
What women want.
Manic.
Shared moment.
McGruff the Crime Dog!
Cocked sideways!
Boxed Sausage.
The Cleansing.
The Sex Ed.
The Neck Bits!
How is a foreign despot so funny?