November 2003
8 posts
Fuck the holy gut wound of St. Marc.
Warren Ellis gets cooler google search hits than I do. Trick or treat, fucker.
October 2003
8 posts
Hell of my Own Making.
I realize now that with the last post and a small combination of my others, I fear that the day in which I get hits from Google searches such as “Naked Body Painting Morrison” might not be too far off.
The thing that keeps me up at night is that I really can’t tell if that is a good thing.
jay
who just loves the
incessent
tightening in his
chest.
Keep the FUCK off this dumpster.
jay
now a
body painting critic?
People do this for a living.
This exists. Somebody wrote it and was paid to do so. Why does this bother me so much?
Oh, and if you buy it from Amazon, I’ll get 10 cents.
No, not really. But it’d be funny.
jay
who really would love
to get the
m.r.i.
More exciting than watching snails crawl!
Augie has shown me the light on my new favorite activity in the world:
Check the health violations of your favorite Sonoma county eating establishment.
Inappropriate light!
Scary thought for the man with the concussion:
Did you know that this site is one of the top results if you search on Google for I need a bitch?!?!?
Do you know how many hits I’ve gotten because of this? I mean, these are my new favorite people and all, but I mean- there’s blood sloshing around in Parts of The Skull Where It Should Still Be In The Brain, so cut me some slack.
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My phone thinks I'm a racist.
You’ve used that little predictive text function on your phone, right (assuming you fall under the “somewhat gadget obsessed but mostly just pissed off at the world and totally broke half the time thinking about rent” marketing segment that I do, or even if you don’t)?
I have this problem. I have a potty mouth. And… in my text messages, I like to make use of my...
Hey big spender.
So… just because I’m really that lazy… I did an OfficeMax.com order. And… as the result of… you know… finances and what not- I ordered the cheapest possible version of every type of supply that I chose to add to my eduacational arsenal.
This included binder paper.
I opted for what was the least expensive Mead paper listed. College ruled, thank you very...